Top Reasons Soccer is Stupid

Ooooooh ... "Soccer is an intelligent game."

Soccer lovers are much like religious cultists, except they don't kill themselves.

The conspiracy of non-athletic people promoting soccer.

Soccer is usurping resources that real sports should be getting.

Soccer moms:
TAKE YOUR KIDS TO A BASEBALL GAME, YOU IDIOTS!

Alexi Lalas: Looks suspiciously like Rasputin.

Marginally talented kids can dominate and then think they are great.

Play a real sport, punk.

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